Practice safe text, use commas

Its simple.. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.

"Success" depends on the second letter.

You`re never fully dressed without a smile

Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don`t apply if you`re not ready.

Dear optimist, pessimist and realist, while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist.

During Exams I always think that, "when am I going to use this in my life" LIKE if you feel the same too.

During Exams - We wait for a miracle to happen.

Cheating is like eating fast food: You do it, you enjoy it, and then you feel like shit.

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the "Home" button yet I`m still still at school -.-

When a guy can handle your flaws, love you on your moody days, and say you`re beautiful in your sweatpants & PJs, he`s worth loving.

"We should take a break." = "I want to date other people, but I don`t want you to realize it yet."

A boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A REAL boyfriend will say, "Hey baby, can you read that text for me."

To us girls, good morning messages don`t count unless they are from the right person.

Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don`t take 40 mins to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the smile face :)

Male Dictionary : I`m hungry. = I`m hungry.

when you`re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown.

Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.

I like you more than food and I really like food

What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit